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10 Questions men should ask women before proposing

NOW, this is hilarious…some maybe slightly harsh…but had me gut laughing!

‘I am not one of these people who thinks every woman out there is a raving nutjob. As I’ve said before, I think women are usually the ones who end up getting hosed in the whole marriage deal. They have to give birth. They usually have to do more of the child work. They get less real estate in the bed. They have to fuck men. It’s not a pleasant thing. But that doesn’t mean guys can’t end up getting screwed as well. Here now are ten questions you should politely and discreetly ask any woman before you go ring shopping. YOU COULD TEXT MESSAGE HER THESE! SHE’D LOVE IT!

1. Can we live together for a period of at least one year prior to marriage?

Oh, are you Catholic? Don’t like the idea of living in sin? Awww, that’s so quaint. You’re a fucking moron. Man or woman, you better damn well know if you enjoy the day-to-day experience of living with your potential spouse before you decide to get hitched. And the whole, “Well, we see each other all the time. We pretty much live together anyway,” thing is WRONG. It’s so terribly wrong. If you have your own place, that means you can GET AWAY.

2. Can we please be married for a period of three years before we begin trying to have children?

No woman will actually agree to three years. Strictly a bargaining point. Ideally, you negotiate down to two, one in a worst-case scenario. Are you marrying a woman over the age of 30? You’re fucked. She’ll throw away her blister pack of Yasmin two months before your wedding night. But if you’re marrying a woman in her twenties, IMPLORE her to give you some time before kids come and ruin everything. Travel. Eat. Have lots of sex. Spend money on reta

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